| Wanchuk 
                    named editor of Swank magazine... 
 Lily Braden admitted to Betty Ford Clinic...
 
 Michael McCambidge caught with pants down at truck stop...
 |  | Reg 
                    Dunlop named GQ "Fashion Trendsetter Of The Year"... 
 Jim Carr named Hair Club For Men national spokesperson...
 
 Brain of War Memorial organist donated to University Trauma 
                    Center for research...
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                  | Johnny 
                    Upton named Chrysler Corporation Employee of the Month for 
                    December... 
 Former Gilda's Cut 'n Curl employee Francine Dunlop diagnosed 
                    with giganticus teethium...
 
 Ducks goalie Tommy Hanrahan finally comes out of closet...
 |  | Hyannisport 
                    play-by-play man demoted to peanut vendor... 
 Charlestown Ambulance Co. employee investigated for fraudulent 
                    use of company vehicle...
 
 New evidence found linking Andre Lussier to the Denny Pratt 
                    tragedy...
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                  | Lancaster 
                    woman divorces husband for choosing coworkers over her and 
                    the kids on Jackpot Bowl tv show... 
 King Drugs pharmacist arrested after woman dies from a doubled 
                    prescription dose...
 
 In a stunning turnaround, Hanson Brothers reverse opinion 
                    on root beer, now claim "It's yummy"...
 |  | Chiefs' 
                    player Wanchuk enters monastery, claims womanizing was "all 
                    an act"... 
 Longtime Chiefs' trainer Charlie Kischel fired after found 
                    distributing amphetamines to players...
 
 GM McGrath patents new technology that transforms nickels 
                    into quarters...
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                  | Slap 
                    Shot Tribute editor arrested for kicking Universal Studio's 
                    CEO in nuts for producing Slap Shot 2... 
 Stephen Baldwin enrolls in acting kindergarten, admits "Mary-Kate 
                    and Ashley have more talent than I do"...
 
 Slap Shot 2 writer Broderick Miller permanently banned from 
                    the Writer's Guild and has all his writing utensils seized 
                    and destroyed for ruining an institution...
 |  | Slap Shot 2 DVD burning rally planned for
                  Saturday night in Johnstown City Park... 
 Reports of Strother Martin rolling in his
                  grave reported on newswire...
 
 Slap Shot 2 debuts at number 615,372 on the
                  "Top Rented Video" list...
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                  | Lily Braden's Driving School offers free
                  12 pack upon graduation.. 
 Lady of Spain sits at number 1 on the Charlestown
                  Top 40 for 25 straight years...
 
 After years of speculation, Hanson Brothers
                  admit that on-ice escapades were steroid
                  induced...
 |  | Charlie (the 
                      Chiefs trainer) indicted for steroid distribution. Hanson's 
                      deny knowingly using; claim they were "only injecting grape 
                      or orange soda"...
 Ghost of 
                      George Roy Hill blamed for haunting Universal executive 
                      that tossed around idea of a Slap Shot 3 straight to the 
                      bargain bin movie...
 NHLPA agrees 
                      to perform weekly fashion shows and to recycle used jock 
                      straps in order to end lockout.. Former Gilda's 
                      Cut 'n Curl employee Francine Dunlop beaten to death after 
                      telling a client that she could look like Cher...  Son of Jackie 
                      St. Pierre arrested for drunk driving; claims "it's genetic" 
                      during court hearing... 
 Michael McCambridge buys 50% stake in Big Al's 
                      Gay Boat 
                      Ride...
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